- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Ain't idn't a word.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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