Jebron Lames.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Rick santorum

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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