What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Women's rights...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

CAVE JOHNSON.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

penis?

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

ejaculation JLR

Tough crowd tonight...

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