i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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