- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

But who would want to sell us out and why?

balls

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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