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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What's green and blue? yellow

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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