DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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No soap radio

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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