What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Nick Cannon

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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