whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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