Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Guess what What

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Nick Cannon

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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