How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Yock

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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