A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Anti Joke

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