mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Bark I'm a tree

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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