Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Women Sports.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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