One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Anti Joke

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