Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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7+5=12

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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