- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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