Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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I am dyslexic

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The Female Orgasm

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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