Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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