- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

The WNBA.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

That's what SHE said!

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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