- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Justin Bieber

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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