- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Women Sports.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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