- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Women Sports.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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