What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Poop

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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