- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Justin Bieber

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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