What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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