- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Justin Bieber

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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