What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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You bumder!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Because she has down's syndrome

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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