why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Fox News

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

V I T A M I N C !

This is a joke. Laugh!

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Katy Perry

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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