Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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what do gay people eat?? food

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KONY 2012

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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