- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Knock Knock Go Away

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

You bumder!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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