- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

You bumder!

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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