Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Penis.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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david weres the slug gone

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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