- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

VaginaBoob ^.^

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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