- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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