What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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YOU

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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minorities.....

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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The Female Orgasm

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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