What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

I am dyslexic

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

eden stop

Horse with a chair on his head.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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