How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Winter

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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YOU

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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minorities.....

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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