Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Albert <3 Hunter

Winter

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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