Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Banana Hamock.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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