A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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The Female Orgasm

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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hey

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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