This sentence is a lie.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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