What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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