Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

What did david give back? Nothing.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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