- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

My Boyfriend

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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