- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

My Boyfriend

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Women's rights.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Knock Knock Go Away

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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