- Anti Joke

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

what do gay people eat?? food