A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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