- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Women Sports.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

there was once a jew

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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