- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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