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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Face...the other white meat!

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

I have a gay camel

God. God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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