Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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