What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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