- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

The WNBA.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

That's what SHE said!

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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