A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

lewis ya baggy fuck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

what do fish smoke? sea weed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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