Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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That's what SHE said!

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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