Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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