- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

A seal walks into a club.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Shea's sty....

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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