What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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the WNBA

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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dassa

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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