- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

That's what SHE said!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

The WNBA.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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